Joe's Party

OK, so the 6th of May, which is the sixth day of March, which is the sixth day of the fifth month, which is the sixth of May... was Joe Thompson's birthday party. Now, everyone knows that he throws a bloody good party, yet for most it was the first time they had experienced it.


It is a night of hazy memories, but I'll summarise.

• I drank at least 5 litre bottles of alcopops- Red Square, Smirnoff Ice, WKD. Add to that Whiskey and Coke, Vodka, Gin, Beer, Cider, Snakebite.
• I cried for a long time because Joe B smoked. Then told him to go away or I would kill him haha.
• Rachael and Heather threatened to lock me and Lily in a cupboard.
• Joe Thompson only has 1 out of 4 belts left ;P
• I wlaked Lydia round Joe's road about twenty times to sober her up and made her drink lots of water. My Dad's quote- 'wasn't that the blind leading the blind?'
• Matt Bromley was so drunk he 'lost 5 hours of his life'
• Nick, Joe B, Steve, Daniel Appleyard went on 'pillages'- therefore, there were roadsigns, trolleys, plants and a gold bike in the garden in the morning
• Lily kept asking for some steps to get into the birdhouse, to join Lucy Clanford, the blow-up doll that we had bought Joe for his party, which there is a higly amusing picture of Cherie blowing up.
• Tanysha and the car (lets not go there)
• Everyone fell asleep on the living room floor, and only got up to go home an hour later, or in Mine, Joe T's, Lily's, Anna's, Ben's and Tanysha's cases, to go for breakfast in Sunbury Tesco's.

So basically, it was a very long night and unexpected things happened...roll on next year!